The only problem was that apparently, she couldn’t find any words that rhymed with elevator, so she just repeated it.
We escalate, up in this bitch like elevators
Of course sometimes shit go down
When it’s a billion dollars on an elevator
Hey, maybe I’m being a little too harsh on the Beester (is that cool, Beyonce fanatics?). Maybe the repetitive nature of that word was for emphasis. But just in the rare event that my assumptions about pop culture billionaires are correct, I want to remind Beyonce that there are, in fact, a bunch of words that do rhyme with elevator.
Here is the list of potentially badass alternative lyrics to her verse using words that rhyme (imaginarily copyrighted by…
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