Hey guys! You have to, have to, have to, drop everything and check out my friend Stephanie’s blog, Once Upon Your Prime. She goes by the name, Little Miss Menopause… 😀 She just got nominated for a blogging award (a real one!! heehee) and will be going to a big to do soon. Her blog is hysterical. She graciously allowed me to re-blog one of her insanely funny posts.
Enjoy; when you’re done, make sure you follow her blog. She’ll have you pee-ing your pants all the time! Muah!
Seriously? What was I thinking? Registering for a huge Blogging Conference like BlogHer 2014? I can’t converse with anyone verbally. That’s why I became a writer in the first place. And I don’t eat, I don’t sleep, I don’t talk, I don’t drink and I don’t dance. All I do is sit in front of a keyboard and type.
And the only reason I’m capable of that is because I’m protected by the online anonymity. But that will be stripped away, too. I’ll have to wear one of those “Hello! I’m Little Miss Menopause!” name tags. And then people will approach me. And say, “Really? You’re not so little.” Or, “How can you be a Miss if you’re divorced? Wouldn’t that make you a Ms?” Or, “So are you having a hot flash right this minute or are you just nervous to meet me?”
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